THESE FUCKING BED BUGS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!

Man these stupid bed bugs are absolutely driving me. I'm so fed up with them. I've tried every trick in the book to get rid of them, but they just refuse to die. It's insanely frustrating. I can't sleep without worrying. This is totally out of control. I'm going insane. I need to take action before they drive me up the wall. Maybe time to call

I swear I'm at my wit's end with these/those/them darn bed bugs. They're like/sucking the life out of/infesting my whole apartment and I just can't seem to get rid of them/the little critters/this infestation. I've tried everything/all sorts of things/pretty much every home remedy under the sun, but they keep coming back/it's like they're multiplyi